What Kris said: Um...we actually have 4 Chinese members.
What fangirls heard: NI HAO BITCH.
What Luhan said: Sehun is like a cute little brother to me.
What fangirls heard: I'M SECRETLY, UNCONDITIONALLY, AND IRREVOCABLY IN LOVE WITH OH SEHUN.
What Tao said: It's very good
What fangirls heard: EEEET IZZZZZ VUREEEY GOOOOOO-DUH
What Chen said: .
What fangirls saw: MY NAME IS CHEN AND I AM THE KING OF TROLLS SO YOU BITCHES BETTER BOW DOWN.
Sehun: Luhan and I drink bubble tea together.
What fangirls heard: LUHAN AND I DRINK BUBBLE TEA TOGETHER ;) WOOHOO LETZ GET NAKED
What Chanyeol said: Baekhyun and I ride the subway together.
What fangirls heard: I LOVE BAEKHYUN AND WHEN WE GO ON DATES, WE TAKE THE SUBWAY.